She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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