Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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