he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
either way he was missing a nipple.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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