I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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