literally had 100 drinks last night.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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