Tell her she can't have a vagina
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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