we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
