Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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