I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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