Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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