OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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