It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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