I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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