Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize
