Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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