have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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