have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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