lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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