Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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