Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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