I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
there was a trapeze. enough said
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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