So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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