Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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