Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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