My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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