Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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