Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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