I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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