She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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