Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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