Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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