just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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