i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
