physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
