were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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