So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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