Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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