I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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