Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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