Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Randomize
