Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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