you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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