white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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