i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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