I hope mine doesn't look like that
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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