come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
How naked do you want me to be?
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