My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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