Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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