Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Little spoons don't ask big questions
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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