What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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