im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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