she was so not down for the gang bang
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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