"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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