I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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