Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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