Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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