you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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