What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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