i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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