Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We were destined to go to rehab together
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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